Saturday, March 16, 2013

DRUID 2013 NFL Mock Draft 5.0 / Free Agency

  1. Kansas City – Luke Joeckel, OT, Texas A&M – “Goo goo g’joob”. Silly Walrus, Smith (Alex) is for kids.

  1. Buffalo - TRADE – Geno Smith, QB, West Virginia –The Bills release Fitzpatrick and jump up for Geno. The price is right! Less than the cost the Redskins paid to move up and select RG3. Smith has a strong arm and offers intangibles. It’s a good year to be reminding people of Kaepernick!

  1. Arizona – TRADE – E.J. Manuel, QB, Florida State – E.J. will “upside” into the job. Kolb will be released or restructured. Hoyer may hold down the fort until Bruce completes reconfiguring the offense.
  1. Philadelphia – DeMarus Milliner, CB, Alabama – The Eagles cut Nnamdi Asomugha. This year, Milliner is a top 5 pick.

  1. Detroit – Bjoern Werner, DE, Florida State – The Lions are a pass rush away from the playoffs. The “Autobahn” will get a Chrysler commercial.

  1. Cleveland – Star Lotuelei, NT, Utah – If his heart checks out, the Browns luck out!
  1. Oakland – TRADE - Eric Fisher, OT, Central Michigan – Fisher will put the Black back in Sabbath. Put your tongue back in your mouth!
  1. Jacksonville - TRADE – Jarvis Jones, DE/OLB, Georgia – If the Jag’s weren’t going to select Smith, then credit management for making chicken salad out of a lack of elite talent at the top of the draft.
  1. N.Y. Jets – Dion Jordan, DE/OLB, Oregon – Speed off the edge is needed.

  1. Tennessee- Lane Johnson, OT, Oklahoma – “Yow” is a super freak.

  1. San Diego – Ezekiel Ansah, DE, OLB, BYU – Phillip Rivers should have been traded to the Chiefs!

  1. Miami – Sharrif Floyd, DT, Florida – Hometown hype?

  1. Tampa Bay – Barkervious Mingo, DE/OLB, LSU – Precocious.

  1. Carolina –Cordarrelle Patterson, WR, Tennessee – “The big nasty”.

  1. New Orleans – D.J. Fluker, OT, Alabama – This is a lunch-pail draft.

  1. St. Louis – Chance Warmack, G, Alabama – Bradford is priority 1,2, and 3.

  1. Pittsburgh – Keenan Allen, WR, California – Is Big Ben happy?

  1. Dallas– Kenny Vaccaro, S, Texas – Jerry’s prayers are answered. God must be a Cowboy.

  1. N.Y. Giants – Xavier Rhodes – In 2011 the Giants used the 19th pick overall to select the 2nd rated CB on the board, Prince Amukamara. History repeats. The Giants will use the 19th pick overall to acquire the 2nd rated CB.

  1. Chicago – Jonathan Hankins, DT, Ohio State – Meatloaf,

  1. Cincinnati – Menelik Watson, OT, Florida State – mash potatoes,

  1. St. Louis (from Washington) – Sheldon Richardson, DT, Missouri – and gravy.

  1. Minnesota – Tavon Austin, WR, West Virginia– Percy 2.0

  1. Indianapolis – Johnathan Cooper, G, North Carolina – The Colts need more than Luck.

  1. Minnesota (from Seattle) – Alec Ogletree, ILB, Georgia – Need for speed.

  1. Green Bay – Desmond Trufant, CB, Washington - BPA

  1. Houston – Kawann Short, DT, Purdue – Shaun Cody is a UFA.

  1. Denver – Johnathan Banks, CB, Mississippi State – Champ Bailey has lost a step.

  1. New England – Damontre Moore, OLB, Texas A & M – This head-case drops.

  1. Atlanta – Alex Oakafor, DE, Texas – Pass rush required.

  1. N.Y. Jets – TRADE - Justin Hunter, WR, Tennessee – Jets move Revis.

  1. Baltimore – Kevin Minter, ILB, LSU – The Ravens need a complete rebuild on defense. If they can, they will trade down to add picks, like they did last year.

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