Imagine you’re six years old, it’s
Christmas morning, and under the tree lays a bevy of finely wrapped
gifts. But every box is filled with socks.
After San Diego took
Melvin Ingram, visions of sugar-plums began dancing in my head.
DeCastro, Reiff, Konz, Jones… all of these gifts were somehow still
available, and the bears passed, for socks.
This particular pair of argyles is Shea
McClellin, a pseudo-speedy tweener (DE/LB) from Boise State. To his
credit, he’s a fine player, but one that fits well into a defensive
system that Chicago doesn’t run.
Word on the street is the Bears main
reason for taking him, was to make sure Green Bay didn’t get him.
That’s like if you hate going to the dentist, you decide that
you’ll enact some sort of revenge by shitting your pants in his
office. Sure you’ll stink up the place, and make the dentist a
little uncomfortable, but you’re still stuck in his chair with
shit-filled pants.
Look I hope I’m wrong. I hope the
Pride of Western Idaho comes in and is next coming of Clay Matthews
Jr. I’m just saying that right now, I’d rather have used the
first round pick on a guaranteed every down starter and possible
all-world thumb protector at guard (DeCastro).
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